Unemployment

This blog was originally going to be about my life as a bagger at a grocery store. Mostly because I think groceries house some of the weirdest people, workers and customers alike. Why is there such an interesting crossbreed of people working in these institutions?

Probably because most people don't actually want to work there. Everyone that works in a grocery store is 79% weird. Exception: Me.

After a series of huge life changes I am 240 miles away from home at some random college, jobless and basically friendless.

Now that I'm not a bagger anymore, it's a good thing really, I'm literally just bumming around in my apartment. My free time has shot through the roof and my homework time has been swallowed up by the endless vortex of Netflix.

Now that I have more free time than I can handle I can't seem to find time to do homework. Oh the irony hurts me. Free time has become my personal demon. For example today I had a paper that was due by four PM.

Instead of being a prim and proper student and submitting it the day before, I was watching reality t.v. until I had about two and a half hours left to finish it.

It's like Netflix, Hulu, and Youtube are like drugs to me. They're slowly sucking away my soul. Seriously i was the best student in high school. Now I'm some freaking burnout that has fried brains. It's like I need a stressful life to force me to prioritize everything.

With an endless amount of time I always wait until twelve at night to finally start that freaking Anthropology reading about potlatches and gifting.

Anyways, this is clearly not good for me, and if anyone, ANYONE would like to help me out, freaking offer me a job!